no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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