question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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