Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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