I queefed so loud it echoed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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