Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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