Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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