So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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