Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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