I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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