paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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