This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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