Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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