does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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