the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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