if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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