yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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