just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
