On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
The air taste purple.
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