Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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