i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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