yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
