Soap is not a condiment
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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