Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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