I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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