who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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