You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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