im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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