Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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