I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
