He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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