Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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