normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Come share oat with me in your robe
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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