i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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