You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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