Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Welp...herpes.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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