normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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