not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You're like the curious george of whores
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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