I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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