Fine. I'll sleep in my office
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
