Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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