There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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