No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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