i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i think i have two assholes
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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