It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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