I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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