i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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