Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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