I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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