Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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