yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
